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Cards Against Humanity online: Pretend You’re Xyzzy? UK Edition: Buy here (parents not allowed)

Cards Against Humanity online: is growing faster than ever…

If you can’t get enough of playing Cards against humanity online or you want some help with online multiplayer CAH…keep reading…

You may want to know what: Pretend your xyzzy actually means… Well you have come to the right place.

If you’re looking to play Cards Against Humanity game This guide will help you to find the online FREE game hosting sites. I have no affiliation with these online server sites.

How to play Cards Against Humanity and Rules:

Just watch this crazy 2min video to see how Cards against humanity is played…enjoy, Hanna Montana might not…

Viewer discretion is recommend (17 yrs+)


Click the links on the left to share with your friends on social media

Some sites have a retro look / game play, the coding is simple, you can invite all your friends to play…it’s all FREE.

***This is a game you CANNOT play with your parents***

My previous article [HERE] will help those of you who are not familiar with CAH.

For those who want to know more, join the revolution and enjoy psychological trauma as a hobby…welcome to the dark side of CAH.

Cards Against Humanity:

CAH is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a Black Card, and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card.

This depraved party game in the digital world may not be a substitute for squabbling with your friends in-person over which pair of cards is the funniest and the who is most worthy of a point.


I had no idea there were so many millions of players world-wide and countless city based playing groups. It has evolved an urban online status that most large corporate would drool over.

cards against humanity online

Cards Against Humanity online is big…everywhere!

I can only imagine what happens when you mix Manga with CAH…but it’s out there!

Invite your friends to the FREE sites and links listed below and your good to go…

Who? or what? is: Pretend you’re Xyzzy

Pretend You’re Xyzzy’s with built-in chat rooms, is a basic but functional game space.

As of writing this guide: Pretend You’re Xyzzy’s website looks like this…

Pretend your Xyzzy

The website has been in development since the day it was launched but works fine 🙂

With three servers you can’t really lose your friends when playing Cards against humanity online.

Pretend You're XyzzyClick any one of those server links when you arrive, it will take you this page…

Scroll down to the BOTTOM of Xyzzy page to invite your friends and start a new game.

So long as you and your Cards Against Humanity friends join the same server and you all know each other’s nicknames. One person can create a password-protected game for all to join.

So now you know what Pretend you’re Xyzzy actually is.


This site has taken the spirit of Cards Against Humanity and, in my opinion has created a space for players to play, broadcast, crate new cards for download  a huge number of decks.

It allows you to collect and print your own cards against humanity cards.

They describe themselves as:A central location for fans to easily share their creations. To date, over 5000 custom decks have been created using Cardcast.”

Cardcast: cards against humanity online

You can explore their site click Image above.

Cardcast has reputedly got a huge database of cards against humanity examples and you can browse to your hearts content to find the most deranged…you won’t have to look far.

If you need help with cardcast, setting it up and playing cards against humanity online I found a great source of information HERE.

There is also the APP which will allow you to play from your mobile online, you can get it from the Google play store [HERE] (Google Chromecast / Andriod TV required)

Cardcast App

Azala: World’s filthiest cards against humanity online

Not my words, it is what meets you when you arrive at the site (or after a Google search).

  • The homepage boast just under 9,000 Decks!
  • Random name generation
  • You Tube channels you can see how it all works
  • Chat rooms and more…

You will land on the page below, log in or click the main menu in the bottom right hand corner for more options (out of view in this screenshot).


You have been warned

Given the crazy number of people playing Cards against humanity online, you can imagine the amount of sites, groups and forums that cater for CAH around the world.

I have given you a great start and probably the most visited platforms, there are many more but I will leave you to find your own

I wish some would take up the challenge of creating…

Cards against Humanity UK:

I Could not find a group that would be able to boast Cards against humanity UK. I have seen many regional, city based groups everywhere but I would love to see a more national representation just so we can have our own CAH Olympic games…(You never know).

You have the guide to help you set up your game servers, all you have to do now is gather like-minded mentally damaged individuals and your good to go…

Cards against Humanity UK could be your next project…who knows?

Cards against humanity rules:

Basic Rules To start the game, each player draws ten White Cards. The person who most recently pooped begins as the Card Czar and plays a Black Card. The Card Czar reads the question or fill-in-the-blank phrase on the Black Card out loud.

The full set of rules can be download from this site CAH_Rules HERE

Or you can see a visual version of cards against humanity rules HERE

If this is your first time here you might want a bit of fun and watch a snapshot of some Youtubers (with millions of followers) play Cards against Humanity online watch my collection of CAH moments from some of the biggest YT channels.

Cards against humanity online funny moments video (With rules) click link below.

How to play Cards Against Humanity Rules online.

Viewer discretion is advised 🙂 It is so funny.

Until next time, be nice to each on.

Cards Against Humanity





Name withheld to protect the innocent.